Never leave you laundry alone with a mad cow. It will eat your soap, drink all the water and slobber all over your clothes .
Don't worry if small children come up to you and start sniffing you, because no matter how dirty, sweaty or stinky you are, to a small Kenyan child, you will smell like perfume.
If your matatu breaks down….tuff shit! U walk!
Never challenge an 80 yr old to a dance off, they will win!
The 1st time you see a western toilet in over 2 months, its ok to cry with joy
The next time you feel your leg get warm, dont just sit there and assume it's your imagination. It is probably a small child peeing on you.
Be careful who you say hi to, the next day they could be your best friend.
Kenya does not have a weather man. So no matter how sunny and hot it is, bring an umbrella!
More to come....
I love your sense of humor. You need to write a book.
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