A choo, a cow and a traine

I hope it is understood that none of these views are those of the Peace Corps. I write on this blog to vent and share my experiences Some are going to be hard to swallow while others just make you want to laugh. Whether good or bad this is your look inside another country. I, like many, pretend to know America is different, but knowing and actually seeing how different can be a shock. With that being said, I thought I might share a funny story about Kenya Just to show it’s not all bad here.
This story is about an evil cow, a choo and a trainee named… I think we shall name her danie. Well at Danie’s home stay lived a cow. Now she was told this cow hated all people and it was best to not get to close to it. Well being the stubborn American, Danie didn’t believe her family but she kept her distance anyway. Up till now, this cow and danie had never crossed paths. Even though this cow had a large plot of land to wander, she decided to plop herself right in front of the choo. Supposedly the grass was greener there. Who knows what goes on inside of a cows mind. Well, danie, needing to use the choo thought she could just sneak past the cow and handle her business. I mean the cow had been fine so far so it had to be use to her. So up walks danie, stealth like, to the door of the choo. At the same time she reached the door, that damn cow had to turn around . And for some strange reason that cow decided she was going to release that anger she had towards all people on poor innocent danie and proceeded to chase danie around the choo. When Danie found her escape, she ran into the house for safety. Then out walks the valiant knight, ruth, who single handedly defeated that evil cow. And Danie was able to use the choo and they all lived happily ever after… Oh what happened to the cow? Why are you guys all interested in that stupid cow? Well to make you all happy, The valiant knight took pity on that evil cow and let her live. But now anytime danie and the cow see each other… a stare down occurs. Neither one wanting to look away first. However, knowing the evil cow was out to get her, danie, being the smart American, that she was, prepared herself for the next time. She now has a bottle in her room…just in case. The end

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This just in, the evil cow has now chased danie around the choo and locked her in the bathing room. Now whose side are you on? The cow is going down!